Fishing rod (or a beautiful stick)
Blue sewing thread
Small paper fish
Invisible sprinkling can
Walk around the neighborhood and find a puddle. If you find a lake, much better, elephants grow bigger in bigger spaces.
Plant the beautiful stick or the fishing rod in the soil. Water it. Use the invisible sprinkling can.
Tide the Echeveria elegans in one end of the blue sewing thread. Plant the Echeveria elegans in the soil. Do not water the Echeveria elegans, it´s a plant that doesn´t like drinking too much water. Check that the root stays very tight in the soil, this is very important. You can do this by pulling the sewing thread. If the Echeveria elegans still remains in the soil, this means that it is well planted. What a good gardener you are!
Put the paper fish in one pocket. Hold the other end of the sewing thread in one hand. Immerse yourself in the puddle or in the lake. Dive. Remember your favorite song. Sing it loud. Do you sound as a wale already? Good! Elephants love whales, they used to live in the same place millions of years ago, either they have the same ancestor or something like that, whatever, you are fishing now, if you are curious you can google it later, but don´t stop singing if you still want to fish an elephant.
Keep singing. If you are getting bored, you were not born to fish, nor to be a singer. But you can entertain yourself releasing the paper fish and watching it swim.
When you hear an elephant singing back, it means you are close to fish one. Keep singing and you´ll see. When that happens, you both can return to the surface together because you still have the sewing thread in your hand. Elephants love tender fishing rod outbreaks, invite the elephant to savor some of your own harvest.
Remember: a good fisher may sometimes not fish. If this is happening to you right now, we wish you good luck!