How to fish an elephant
Materials
Fishing rod (or a beautiful stick)
Blue sewing thread
Small paper fish
Echeveria elegans
Invisible sprinkling can
Good luck
Step one
Walk around the neighborhood and find a puddle. If you find a lake, much better, elephants grow bigger in bigger spaces.
Step two
Plant the beautiful stick or the fishing rod in the soil. Water it. Use the invisible sprinkling can.
Step tree
Tide
the Echeveria elegans in one end of the blue sewing thread. Plant the
Echeveria elegans in the soil. Do not water the Echeveria elegans, it´s a
plant that doesn´t like drinking too much water. Check that the root
stays very tight in the soil, this is very important. You can do this by
pulling the sewing thread. If the Echeveria elegans still remains in
the soil, this means that it is well planted. What a good gardener you
are!
Step four
Put the paper fish in one pocket. Hold
the other end of the sewing thread in one hand. Immerse yourself in the
puddle or in the lake. Dive. Remember your favorite song. Sing it loud.
Do you sound as a wale already? Good! Elephants love whales, they used
to live in the same place millions of years ago, either they have the
same ancestor or something like that, whatever, you are fishing now, if
you are curious you can google it later, but don´t stop singing if you
still want to fish an elephant.
Step five
Keep singing.
If you are getting bored, you were not born to fish, nor to be a
singer. But you can entertain yourself releasing the paper fish and
watching it swim.
Step six
When you hear an elephant
singing back, it means you are close to fish one. Keep singing and
you´ll see. When that happens, you both can return to the surface
together because you still have the sewing thread in your hand.
Elephants love tender fishing rod outbreaks, invite the elephant to
savor some of your own harvest.
Remember: a good fisher may sometimes not fish. If this is happening to you right now, we wish you good luck!
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How to fish an elephant... I will try! :D :D :D
ResponderEliminarGood girl! Please, send us a picture if you succeed!
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